Friday Featured Blog: Something Awful
Today's blog is Something Awful. No, that's the name of the blog. Something Awful falls into the humor blog category, providing it's readers with hours of grim humor. If your sense of humor runs a bit to the dark side, this is for you. If you prefer fluffy cute bunnies or little pink flowers, by all means, avoid.
Today's post deals with the peculiar eating habits of celebrities. For instance did you know that,
Bruce Willis' offer of a million dollars for the capture of various terrorists was interpreted as a gesture of support for America's war on terror. The truth is that Willis is capable of deriving only the barest of sustenance from the food most of us enjoy and must eat terrorists for real nutrition. You will notice that Willis is at his best when he has recently fed on a terrorist. For example, in "Tears of the Sun" and "Die Hard 2" he was nearly hibernating and barely scraping by on a diet of steaks and potatoes. However, when filming "Die Hard" he had just eaten a Palestinian suicide bomber and when filming "Sin City" he had eaten a Chinese Christian sect leader that China had classified as a terrorist. Although Willis agreed with the Chinese man's ideology, he is able to feed on anyone that a nation-state declares a terrorist.I always suspected as much...
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